This Is How We’re Jewish – Keith From Up Da Block
Only Keith From Up Da Block has the chutzpah to jack Montell Jordan’s classic and create this hilarious Hebrew holiday extravaganza! This guy’s got balls, matzoh-size balls, and in 2009 you best believe Keith is gettin’ that cream cheese.
For all the Jewish folks out there, this is everything you learned in Hebrew School captured in one song. For everyone else, come along for the ride and youll be screaming Mazel Tov in no time! We got Jewish celebs galore and the best Bar Mitzvah dancing since Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
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Remember: Keith is not a Jew, but he is Jew-ish.
–Shecky Green, Executive Producer
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“This Is How We’re Jewish” is available online now!
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Keith’s Official Website:
http://www.keithfromupdablock.com/
For Keith bookings and business inquiries, contact:
shec@gamelasvegas.com
Executive Producer: Shecky Green for Game Recordings
Produced by: DJ Mighty Mi for Well Done Burger Productions
All songs written by: Keith From Up Da Block
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“This Is How We’re Jewish”
This is how we’re Jewish (this is how we’re Jewish)
Hava Nagila! (this is how we’re Jewish)
Oy-Oy-Oy Vey (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gefilte fish and matzoh balls (this is how we’re Jewish)
This is how we’re Jewish, Its Hannukah night
Got my yarmulke tight,
And the synagouge’s on the westside.
So I reach for my forty, and I fill my cup,
Manischevitz wine, all da time gets me drunk.
And Im gettin some bagels!
With cream cheese and lox, cuz it gotta lotta flavor.
It feels so good, in da Jew hood tonight.
Ralph Lauren shirts, do they got my size?
Even Mel Gibson decided to apologize!
You gotta get ya Jew on, before it gets too late
If seltzer’s in your cup, light that menorah up,
And listen to the rabbi sing!
Chorus
Mazel Tov, its all because (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gods people does it like nobody does (this is how we’re Jewish)
All my bagels got much flavor (this is how we’re Jewish)
Lets flip da track bring da Hebrews back! (this is how we’re Jewish)
This is how we Jewish, throw your tallis in the air.
And wave it from here to there, even if you’re orthodox with a long black beard.
You see the Lord’s been good to me,
Ever since we walked through the Red Sea.
We’re CEOs and VPs, makin’ crazy money
Dolla, dolla bills yall!
If you were from where I’m from, then you would know.
That I never eat swine or mix meat with milk,
Everything I eat is Kosher!
I follow the Torah and the Ten Commandments
If seltzer’s in your cup light that menorah up
And listen to the rabbi saaang
Chorus
Mazel Tov, its all because (this is how we’re Jewish)
Gods people does it like nobody does (this is how we’re Jewish)
All my bagels got much flavor (this is how we’re Jewish)
Lets flip da track bring da Hebrews back! (this is how we’re Jewish)
Duration : 0:3:39
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Very nice!
VIVA …
Very nice!
VIVA ISRAEL.
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
yo where can i get …
yo where can i get ur albums?
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
yo, this is too …
yo, this is too funny!
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
kieth your just …
kieth your just funny omg please reply
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
this song is soo …
this song is soo catchy! But I can never sing it in school,because all the jewish kids look at me like “Shut up you nigger”
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
i loved teh jew …
i loved teh jew with the shotgun lol
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
heyz i am jewish …
heyz i am jewish hahahaha go jews r u a jew
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Funny!
Funny!
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
lol this is how …
lol this is how were jewish
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I LOVE IT!!!! I am …
I LOVE IT!!!! I am jewish and this made my day
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
LOL at the “make ‘ …
LOL at the “make ‘em splash” line. dope joint. i’m not Jewish, but I have studied the culture. this is on point. you missed the black israelites, though.
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I love manischewitz …
I love manischewitz! It’s like sweet alcoholic grape juice (actually that’s almost exactly what it is). Kugel, cheese blintzes and Potato knish’s are the BEST.
8 days of Hanukah and 8 days of Pesach (Passover). A day without eating on Yom Kippur followed by an extreme binge fest. Life is good in my ‘Jew Hood’.
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
funny hell
funny hell
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
@alicesvision …
@alicesvision absolutely right
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
i’m mad at you
i’m mad at you
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Holy schvitz, thats …
Holy schvitz, thats humor!
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! 1 …
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! 1:36 “You see the lords been good to me, ever since we walked through the read sea”
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
LULLLLLLLL THIS IS …
LULLLLLLLL THIS IS HOW WE JEWISH
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Kill all jews jews …
Kill all jews jews are faggots
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Nice. Whoever made …
Nice. Whoever made this is cool.
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
@dylanshoemaker
@dylanshoemaker
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
haha
haha
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
@LGCdanny u r a …
@LGCdanny u r a jackass u can go suck a jewish dick u can go put on ur stiped pajamas mofofo
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
eyalyaya1 da …
eyalyaya1 da jews holocoust are coming put ur stryped pajaymes back on
May 31st, 2010 at 6:55 pm
DASMHEAR
DASMHEAR